— SEVEN (SOMEWHAT) SIMPLE STEPS TO WIN WITH AUTHOR SERVICES —
Seeking stardom? Admittedly, there are flashier stations than that of the author. Rather less lonesome ones, too, but, hey. We get it, for fame is the means to an end . . . an end whereby you’re paid to bathe in timeless streams of eloquence . . . an end whereby you make a living making others live more gaily, doing what you’re meant to do—indeed, weave stories—on the daily.