Cradling a conceptual tot but don’t feel you can prepare it for the world? We’ll foster that brainchild to upright maturity. Still, ghostwriting may seem a twisted procedure, so let’s set a few things straight. First of all, we aren’t in the business of homework help or rapid-fire e-releases. (Ethics aside, we adhere to the “Q over Q” dogma and don’t dish drek under any circumstances.) Moreover, it isn’t our MO to do your dreaming for you. Don’t bother us about “a coming of age story set in Sioux City”—not if that’s all you’ve gotten together. Even ghosts aren’t interested in wholly lifeless material.

What, exactly, do we do then?

Needless to say, every raconteur isn’t a writer, and non-native English speakers are often inclined to capture the lingua franca market. Assembled the outline for a rhyming children’s book but can’t stack stanzas? We can. Want to commemorate the life of a family member but don’t know the first thing about biographies? We do. Uncovered a tremendous topic but won’t have time to research it in depth? We will. There are endless reasons for ghostwriting, and it isn’t a service that’s exclusive to the elite. Though you’ll receive every last morsel of sweet credit, we’re still excited about (secret) co-authorship. Why? We have no care for fame. Our game is making you a name. We’ll smile amidst the shadows.

Unique as each project is, it wouldn’t make sense to establish blanket pricing, so contact us today if you believe that our ghostwriters may be of assistance. Add as many details as possible, and we’ll be back in no time with our (supernatural) vision. No, you’ve not yet built a base, but we’re your biggest phantoms.